Finding That Secret Martial Arts Kung Fu Technique!

When I was young I wanted to learn secretChun grandmaster! I began beating that wooden
martial arts. I wanted to know those mysteriousdummy like he was yesterday's eggs, doing the
tricks that would enable somebody smaller towooden dummy training until he needed
smash somebody taller. I wanted to know thatbandages...but...I was just working hard, there was
tae kwon do or kenpo or whatever that wouldno secret gimmick that I could use, there was
enable me to really trash the bad guys.no...sigh.
I began my study of Ed Parker Chinese KenpoSo, not some sort of secret Wing Chun, but
Karate, and the mysteries danced on my fingers.maybe a secret Wudan...that had to be the path! I
In those whirling movements were hidden fistexplored Wudan Tai Chi Chuan, searched for
martial arts, invisible and scorching dragonsecret Bagwa zhang, and spiraled through the
concepts, and down and dirty, take 'em to theworld of mystical martial arts like fireworks
dumpster fighting secrets. I was overjoyed bythrough the sky. And, great stuff, I could sink my
the endless variety of forms and techniques...but Iintrinsic energy to the earth's core, and spin like a
couldn't quite figure out the secrets.planet full of magnetos, but...where was that
From Chinese Kenpo I switched over to classicalsecret martial arts I needed so bad?
Karate. There was a secret Karate had, I justI did it all. Meditations on the secret of internal
knew it in my bones, and I performed the karateenergy that fueled the mystical tan tiens and
kata until my body trembled. In the end, I couldenlightened the glowing chakras of the greater
grab hold the dojo mat with my feet, and throwmacrocosmic orbit that led to enlightenment in
that classical power with the best of them, butsamadhi when I ascended from my skullular
there was no real secret to it all.brainpan in the higher realms of paradaisical
After Karate I made the transition to Kung Fu,existence. But, and I say this with a bit of
with all those systems and variation there had todisgust...I can't find the secret!
be a secret Kung Fu that would make me justI'm not young now, and in great shape, gonna last
really unbeatable! I threw myself into Shaolin Kunga long time, and I know there is a secret out
Fu and Kung Fu fighting and...I felt like a whirlingthere. And I can do martial arts fighting with the
dervish taking performance enhancers! But, in thebest of the young turks, slay herds of secret
end, I didn't find that secret that would make meninjas if I have to, so nobody can stop me from
more than a superhuman being!getting to that secret martial art...if I could only
Okay, not just Shaolin, but maybe a specializedfind it. Please...will somebody explain me...what is
type of secret Shaolin! So I went looking forthe secret?
Bruce Lee Wing Chun...I wanted to be a Wing