| When I was young I wanted to learn secret | | | | Chun grandmaster! I began beating that wooden |
| martial arts. I wanted to know those mysterious | | | | dummy like he was yesterday's eggs, doing the |
| tricks that would enable somebody smaller to | | | | wooden dummy training until he needed |
| smash somebody taller. I wanted to know that | | | | bandages...but...I was just working hard, there was |
| tae kwon do or kenpo or whatever that would | | | | no secret gimmick that I could use, there was |
| enable me to really trash the bad guys. | | | | no...sigh. |
| I began my study of Ed Parker Chinese Kenpo | | | | So, not some sort of secret Wing Chun, but |
| Karate, and the mysteries danced on my fingers. | | | | maybe a secret Wudan...that had to be the path! I |
| In those whirling movements were hidden fist | | | | explored Wudan Tai Chi Chuan, searched for |
| martial arts, invisible and scorching dragon | | | | secret Bagwa zhang, and spiraled through the |
| concepts, and down and dirty, take 'em to the | | | | world of mystical martial arts like fireworks |
| dumpster fighting secrets. I was overjoyed by | | | | through the sky. And, great stuff, I could sink my |
| the endless variety of forms and techniques...but I | | | | intrinsic energy to the earth's core, and spin like a |
| couldn't quite figure out the secrets. | | | | planet full of magnetos, but...where was that |
| From Chinese Kenpo I switched over to classical | | | | secret martial arts I needed so bad? |
| Karate. There was a secret Karate had, I just | | | | I did it all. Meditations on the secret of internal |
| knew it in my bones, and I performed the karate | | | | energy that fueled the mystical tan tiens and |
| kata until my body trembled. In the end, I could | | | | enlightened the glowing chakras of the greater |
| grab hold the dojo mat with my feet, and throw | | | | macrocosmic orbit that led to enlightenment in |
| that classical power with the best of them, but | | | | samadhi when I ascended from my skullular |
| there was no real secret to it all. | | | | brainpan in the higher realms of paradaisical |
| After Karate I made the transition to Kung Fu, | | | | existence. But, and I say this with a bit of |
| with all those systems and variation there had to | | | | disgust...I can't find the secret! |
| be a secret Kung Fu that would make me just | | | | I'm not young now, and in great shape, gonna last |
| really unbeatable! I threw myself into Shaolin Kung | | | | a long time, and I know there is a secret out |
| Fu and Kung Fu fighting and...I felt like a whirling | | | | there. And I can do martial arts fighting with the |
| dervish taking performance enhancers! But, in the | | | | best of the young turks, slay herds of secret |
| end, I didn't find that secret that would make me | | | | ninjas if I have to, so nobody can stop me from |
| more than a superhuman being! | | | | getting to that secret martial art...if I could only |
| Okay, not just Shaolin, but maybe a specialized | | | | find it. Please...will somebody explain me...what is |
| type of secret Shaolin! So I went looking for | | | | the secret? |
| Bruce Lee Wing Chun...I wanted to be a Wing | | | | |